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Chicago Hype Exchange: Charting the Capricious Contours of Celebrity

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This Week’s Biggest Gainers:

1
Richard Daley
Outgoing

2
Rahm Emanuel
Incoming

3
Maggie Daley
Steadfast

4
Derrick Rose
Intrepid

5
Daryl Hawks
Mourned

 

This Week’s Biggest Losers:

1
Dwyane Wade
That game one can’t please your fans

2
Allan Rose
That arrest warrant can’t please your little brother

3
Michael P. Ditka
That DUI felony charge can’t please your big daddy

4
Paul Clavijo and Juan Vasquez
That sexual assault charge can’t please the new police chief

5
Jay Marriotti
That felony stalking charge can’t please, um, your agent

 

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