This Week’s Biggest Gainers
As of press time, Mr. Burris had his credentials in order and was expected to be seated in the Senate after all.
The only head coach to post an 0-16 season was hired by the Chicago Bears to instruct the defensive line. After all, our defense only ranked #21 in 2008, so we have eleven spots to fall.
The Second City alum nabbed two Golden Globe awards for her work on the show “30 Rock.”
Paul and Caragh Brooks
The Normal, Illinois couple made national headlines when they tied the knot inside a Taco Bell. Now that’s thinking outside the bun!
OK, so Burris looks like he’s getting in, but…
This Week’s Biggest Losers
…that didn’t stop the Illinois House from overwhelmingly voting for impeachment.
The mother of three children who died in a South Side fire was charged with three counts of child endangerment.
Sun-Times Media Group
Announced it will close twelve suburban papers as of January 15.
The city’s director of internal audit was canned.
Michael Bobek & Daniel Kolasa
These two morons were arrested and charged with aggravated battery after driving around the city shooting people with a BB-gun from the back of their van, sending a handful to the hospital.