When you’re one space away from winning Bingo, you have to yell, “I’m coming, bitch!” And if you’re lucky enough to win, your prize may be something along the lines of anal beads or a mini vibrator. For those who attempt to cheat or “accidentally” mishear a call and their boards don’t match up after they’ve called bingo, punishment comes in the form of a good ‘ole paddling across the rear, or the far more embarrassing fake orgasm performance. Unless, of course, the Bingo Bitch decides you deserve both. Simultaneously.
Welcome to Dirty Bingo, held twice a month at Victory Liquors. You may only play one board per game, and each game consists of creating a different formation. Like the upside-down T-shape entitled “Erection,” or the circular “Boob” (with the middle free space making the nipple) that’s illustrated on the instruction sheet you receive. And it’s all for charity.
Becoming dissatisfied with the restrictions in the charity work she did, Dirty Bingo’s creator and host, Casey Becker, came up with the grand idea of Dirty Bingo in October of 2007. A month later, and she found herself in the back room of Victory Liquors putting on her Bingo Bitch persona.
Tonight Victory is forced to open up a second room further back just to accommodate all the players. A percentage of the proceeds goes to whatever charity Becker decides to sponsor that week, usually something involving children in one way or another. “I just love the irony of having a very adult game being played for children,” Becker says. (Khaveri Campbell)