This Week’s Biggest Gainers
1 Barack Obama
The president delivered a stirring speech on healthcare forum and raised national support for the cause.
2 Michael Jordan
The Bulls great was officially inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame.
3 Mayor Daley
Well, he didn’t get the president to travel to Copenhagen to support the country’s Olympic bid, but Michelle will do just fine.
4 Adewale Ogunleye
The Bears defensive end was perhaps the only player from the team to have a good game during the season opener, acquiring two quarterback sacks in the first quarter.
5 Kyle Orton
The ex-Bear quarterback won his first game as a member of the Denver Broncos on a last-minute touchdown pass, while his replacement, um…
This Week’s Biggest Losers
1 Kanye West
The hip-hop superstar interrupted Taylor Swift’s VMA acceptance speech to offer his opinion that Beyonce should’ve won, yet another ugly outburst that sent the public reeling.
2 Jay Cutler
The “Messiah” threw four interceptions.
3 Brian Urlacher
Early in the Bears season-opening loss to the Packers the Bears star suffered a season-ending wrist injury.
4 Todd Stroger
The Cook County Board President was accused of firing Cook County Commissioner Robert Steele out of “revenge.”
5 Alfonso Soriano
The Cubs highly paid outfielder was shut down for the season after suffering a knee injury.