This week’s biggest gainers:
1 Joel Quenneville
You caught a Predator, now pluck a Canuck, will ya?
2 George Halas McCaskey
C’mon, Li’l Papa. Bring back grandaddy’s big bad Bears.
3 Tarell McCraney
A big Stepp for a young playwright.
4 Ozzie Guillen
Sweepness on Seattle? We’ll take it.
5 Eric Lefkofsky and Brad Keywell
You didn’t sell that Groupon stock for half off, did you?
This week’s biggest losers:
1 Alexi Giannoulias
Can you make it “off Broadway”?
2 Rod Blagojevich
The circus has begun; the clown wants to be ringmaster.
3 Carlos Zambrano
From starting ace to middle reliever: not exactly a superstar narrative.
4 Vinny Del Negro
When will we see you again? Lebron says never.
5 Major Wright
Usually the Bears top draft pick is major in his own right.