This week’s biggest gainers:
OK, Mr. Moderate Republican Senator-elect, let’s see you moderate.
We believe. At least this week.
So that’s what MVP stands for: Michael Vick is a Punk.
Someone’s off to the mayor’s race, with Paul Vallas’ endorsement and a bear-hug for civil unions.
It took a while, but the Sox realized where their heart is and offered Paulie arbitration. Now let’s hope he feels the beat.
This week’s biggest losers:
Timothy Herring Jr.
Allegedly earned a dubious title for a 19-year-old: cop killer.
It may be a red herring, but the press won’t stop addressing your residency.
It was already kind of douchey not to let Rahm have his home back, but to get in the race yourself, with the assist from a homeless sex criminal? Really?
First your lawyer sues to stop Rahm on residency grounds. Now you coincidentally have the same homeless sex criminal gathering your petitions as Halpin. Do you really want to deny the people the pleasure of voting against Rahm themselves?
Wrecked at Wrigley by the Illini, followed by a 70-point cheeseheadache doesn’t exactly end on a high note, does it?