This week’s biggest gainers:
Heels are clicking in heaven over your arrival.
With Oprah on her way out, this town needed a real diva.
Now that you’ve taken the Buffett Billionaire Pledge, will other Chicago fat cats follow?
Not saying your arrival off the injured list is why the Bulls are so hot, but the timing’s saying something.
This week’s biggest losers:
Tom Brady. So that’s what a Hall of Fame quarterback looks like.
Worst half of Bears football ever. Now that’s a resume builder.
You won the election, so you get to hire the whole family, right? Up yours, reformers!
Newspapers must be in trouble when their best-known fictional reporter hangs it up.
Don’t ditch debates, Rahm. It makes you look aloof, not like a real resident.